Chris is cool because he can make his guitar sound like a Harley.

After an organist career that lasted through his high school years, Chris was seduced by the emotiveness and power of contemporary rock music, spending hours teaching himself KISS and AC·DC riffs on guitar, his father's instrument.

Chris rocks harder than anyone you have ever seen. Sometimes Chris strips on stage. He likes to break his guitars and amps and he likes to throb and twitch in a perverted wash of dripping feedback. It will be a cold day in hell before you ever see anyone that is more frenetic, empassioned, or bitchin' than Chris Mascara.